Reese Witherspoon is going to be killed by vampires. Well, no. Reese Witherspoon is going to be killed by crazed fans who think (or wish) that they are vampires. Why? Well she had the audacity to appear on a magazine (Entertainment Weekly) cover with Robert Pattison. That slut! How dare she touch him during promotion for a movie? How dare she say that he’s a normal person and easy to work with? Robert Pattinson is not a normal person. Normal people do not come with a group of gaggling crazies who suck the sanity from an situation quicker than a dementor sucks a soul.
Is it his fault that his fans are crazy? Yes. Yes it is. As soon as he decided to become Sparkly Cedric he knew that this was going to happen. He knew what kind of book it was. However, I don’t think he quite realized the degree to which it would reach and how MANY crazy fans there would be. Nobody wants that. Nobody wants to completely lose their identity. Unless, of course, you’re creating a new, more powerful identity for people to not name and fear. Nobody fears Edward Cullen.