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Insurgent: One Choice Can Destroy You

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The true power of words is when they force you to think or feel something new. I previously wrote about a book called Divergent by Veronica Roth. The sequel, Insurgent, releases May 1st.  You need these books in your life. This series is a game changer. It is the bludger that knocks you off your …

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How Can Anybody Live If Nobody Can Die?

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What is your purpose in life? Should be an easy question, right? You exist after all. There must be a reason. Something you are meant to do to leave a legacy.  A way to ensure people will remember your name, even if they are too afraid to say it out loud. But of course, you …

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Faker than an R.A.B. Horcrux

I am at a loss to figure out why people are surprised that the Kardashians are faker than an R.A.B.  horcrux. The fact that people accept, seemingly without question,  the ‘real’ in ‘reality tv’ is baffling. There are some people whose entire exsistence revolves around other people acknowledging their existence. The Kardashians definitely fall in this …

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A Different Kind of Magic

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                                                                   What if you could go to Hogwarts without ever having to leave your room? What if you could go to Paris, the moon, the 1920’s, ANYWHERE without ever leaving the comfort of your own, safe, bubble? That life is a reality for Aria in Veronica Rossi’s new book Under The Never Sky. Aria lives …

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It’s The End of The World…. Maybe

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  I often wonder about the end of the world… mainly because I often spend time plotting how to end the world. That being said, it often seems that the world doesn’t really need any assistance with destroying itself, it’s doing just fine on its own. The question becomes; if an evil-wizard-bent-on-world-domination doesn’t finally do …

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More Story, Less Sparking

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I was not paid to write this. No galleons exchanged hands and no imperius curses were cast. I simply encoutered a book that anybody who enjoyed Harry Potter should read. It is called Divergent and was written by Veronica Roth. I believe in the power of words. I don’t really like things. Except magic. And …

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Ronald McDonald Didn’t Make Your Kid Fat

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  Ronald McDonald does not make kids fat, parents make kids fat. Unless there are some seriously creepy issues going on, Ronald McDonald did not take your child to a fast food store & buy them snacks. He did not make it so your child didn’t exercise. He also did not force your child to …

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Twitter is Not An Imperius Curse

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Did someone not inform Justin Bieber that he signed up to be famous? Nobody forced him to make youtube videos and then put out a cd. Isn’t he constantly bandying on about how that was ‘his dream’ and how happy he is that he gets to live it? Newsflash: you don’t get to pick and …

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Don’t Want Nude Pics? Hint: Don’t Take Nude Pics

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Recently Vanessa Hudgens made comments about how she wishes people would stop bringing up her past nude pics. Fair. The past should never be brought up again. In fact, if it has been more than five minutes we should forget about everything that happened because it’s now irrelevant. That’s definitely the best way to grow …

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Shocking News About the Easter Bunny

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Shocking news about the Easter Bunny: just like love, it isn’t real. However, earlier today I opened up a can of crazy when I stated that I had no idea why the “Easter Bunny” would be delivering eggs. B***hes went wild. First, they tried to explain the history of pagan rituals to me. “Eggs are …

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